SPAGHETTI
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she told him that she was pregnant with his child; not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he gave her a large sum of money to go to Italy and secretly have the child. If she agreed to stay in Italy and raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then know when to start sending the support payments. About 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife who said, 'Honey, you received the strangest post ca rd today.' 'Oh, just give it to me' he said. The wife watched as he read the card, turned pale as a ghost, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she told him that she was pregnant with his child; not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he gave her a large sum of money to go to Italy and secretly have the child. If she agreed to stay in Italy and raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then know when to start sending the support payments. About 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife who said, 'Honey, you received the strangest post ca rd today.' 'Oh, just give it to me' he said. The wife watched as he read the card, turned pale as a ghost, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.
