Norwegians

[Hot_Sauce]

> >> Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when, through a gap in the
> >> door, he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old,
> >> red, Massey Ferguson tractor.
> >>
> >> Buttocks clenched, Ole performs a slow pirouette; then gently slides off
> >> first his right suspender, and then the left.
> >>
> >> He then hunches his shoulders forward, and in a classic striptease move,
> >> lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over
> >> his corduroy trousers.
> >>
> >> Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
> >> stained vest underneath; and with a final flourish, he hurls his flat cap
> >> on to a pile of hay.
> >>
> >> "Vat on ert are ya doin' !?" yells Sven as he abruptly swings open the
> >> door.
> >>
> >> "JEEZ, Sven, ye skairt da livin' bejasus out of me!" says an obviously
> >> embarrassed Ole, "but ya know,
> >> me and da Missus haf been havin some trouble lately in da bedroom
> >> department..... and da Sex Terapist said I shud do sumtin sexy to a
> >> tractor."
> >>
>

 

[Treinenwj]

:rofl:

 

[Chas]

Did it work? ~:0)

 

[W.B.]

'Bout blew my nose laughing at that one. Thanks for the laughs.