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    Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over time BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.

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Prosecuting Attorney (PA): Mam, thank you for taking the time to testify in this case.

Witness (W): You're welcome.

PA: Do you see the man who rang your doorbell on the night in question?

W: I'm not sure.

PA: What do you mean you're not sure?

W: Well, it was dark and all I remember was he was ____ ____ _ ____.

PA: Are you sure?

W: Oh yes. I have never seen anything quite like that before?

PA: Like what before?

W: That. You know.

PA: Would you recognize it of you saw it again?

W (salivating): You 'betcha!

PA: Your honor, we'd like to request that the defendant rise and remove his pants and .........
 
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