++ NSFW ++ "I hate Siri"

[Smoqman]

So today I'm having a pleasant conversation with my friend Brandon. And as always, (and as I am now) I talk into my phone so I don't have to type with my bulging and pregnant fingers.

He asked me about a Paul Stulac cigar that I just received from my guy Jim after winning and OE auction. As I smoked it this is the conversation that ensued:

Someday, my phone will get it right… But I have my doubts as to "when".

 

[Hoshneer]

Hahaha! This is hilarious, I love dicks!

 

[Life in smoke]

Lmao ! I am still dieing laughing here

 

[mmchugh84]

Haaa..did the dryness resolve when the hazelnut came?

Speech text and auto correct always seems to get me at the worst time.... that is funny though bro

 

[Smoqman]

Further:

I was so ruffled by the text of that conversation Brandon, that when I put my Cigar down to grab a pump spray bottle of mosquito spray, and what did I do? After I was done spraying I put the pump end of the bottle in my mouth thinking that it was my Cigar.

Now my mouth is numb, and my lips have puffed up so much that I look like a caricature of Steven Tyler.

(and NO, I won't be posting pics)

 

[hdroadglide]

Hahaha! This is hilarious, I love dicks!

so we've heard....

 

[Smoqman]

It is no surprise that Hoshy was the VERY first person to read and post in a "not safe for work" titled thread.

 

[hdroadglide]

and joel, when are your finger's babies due???

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

That's some funny stuff right there. The ensuing wood details made it all the better

 

[problemsolverjc]

THAT was the laugh I've needed all day... I"m so glad the dick, I mean stick I sent you could ensure some enjoyment.... sorry you found the stick dry....

 

[Smoqman]

Like I said, "my mouth is dry".... That should fend off some ....well, Hoshy- I imagine you know what I mean....

 

[Hoshneer]

Hahaha! This is hilarious, I love dicks!

so we've heard....

Sorry, I didn't mean like dicks as in genitalia. I meant it as a personality term. I love hdroadglide. RARARARARA! *WINKY FACE*

 

[dscl]

Speaking of NSFW and Siri do yourself a favor and google the adult "actress" named Siri

 

[King Kill 33]

Uh, wood characteristics? I about lost it...

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Remember guys, this was only an inch and a half into it.

 

[W.B.]

Ha, both Siri and auto-correct have a wicked sense of humor.

 

[3/5King]

This is so amazing lol.. And the fact that you didn't realize until after you said "I'm only an 1" 1/2" into it" makes it legend.

 

[YodisMatt]

This is still good!

 

[Sirspanksalot]

 

[plumber1965]

Made me belly laugh. Girlfriend looked at me funny, Thanks Spanks