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    Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over the next few weekends BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.

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A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony..........

On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says,
'Did you call for me?'

The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'

She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that
if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on
a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way
with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
sauna and, as he sits down, he farts......................

Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward
him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.

'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.

'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart,
it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him
around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted
by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.

The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back
and you can keep the £500 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours.
You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'

The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old.
I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day!!'
 

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btw, when the hell you coming back to SJ's on Tuesdays? Was there tonight and left at 8:20pm. I've had a smoke for ya the last few times I've been there.
 

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Sorry I haven't been able to make it down to SJ's. Last Teusday I had a FF draft and yesterday I went down to the World of Outlay races. Only to sit around for an hour and a half until they got cancelled.:hanghead:
 
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