Nancy Pelosi and her personal driver were riding around some country roads, on the way home from a speaking meeting. They were coming over a hill when they heard a loud thump and the car felt like it hit something. They exited the car only to find that they had accidentally ran into and killed a cow. They saw where the fence was broken, and Nancy being the upstanding citizen, decided that they should alert the farmers as to what they did. So, like every good politician, she put this on the driver, and told him to go tell the farmer.
After 45 minutes to an hour, Nancy started getting worried something happened to her driver. She started to walk toward the farm, when she noticed her driver stumbling down the long dirt road. In his right hand was a nice big fat cigar, and the other hand a bottle of wine. When he finally stumbled his way back to the car Nancy demanded that he explain what happened. The driver calmly (and drunk) explained that when he walked up to the farm, the farmer and his wife came out to find out what this very well dressed man was doing in their driveway. He explained to them that he was Nancy Pelosi's driver, and that he just killed the old cow he said they both cheered loudly and the farmer gave him a cigar and the farmers wife gave him a bottle of wine.
After 45 minutes to an hour, Nancy started getting worried something happened to her driver. She started to walk toward the farm, when she noticed her driver stumbling down the long dirt road. In his right hand was a nice big fat cigar, and the other hand a bottle of wine. When he finally stumbled his way back to the car Nancy demanded that he explain what happened. The driver calmly (and drunk) explained that when he walked up to the farm, the farmer and his wife came out to find out what this very well dressed man was doing in their driveway. He explained to them that he was Nancy Pelosi's driver, and that he just killed the old cow he said they both cheered loudly and the farmer gave him a cigar and the farmers wife gave him a bottle of wine.
