Old farts....

[texas_stang]

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam got really worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Bill!

Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so...

Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'

Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'

'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee Shop where I go sometimes?'

'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I said I was 'guilty!.... and you know what -

The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.' :headroll::headroll::headroll:

 

[jwintosh]

haha! but you got the names wrong.... supposed to be chuck and ken!! :nodlaugh:

 

[unfairtoast]

Hehehe. I like it.

 

[CWS]

You know you're getting older when...
Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.
Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.
Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.
You look forward to a dull evening.
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.

 

[Moro]

:headroll: Hehehehehehe...

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

:stretchgr:applause:eace::rofl::thumbsup::clap:

 

[WhiteLightning]

:hysterica:hysterica:hysterica

 

[rabbgp]

PDF (Pretty Damn Funny) !!

 

[amgracing]

hahahahahaha

 

[oneaday]

haha! but you got the names wrong.... supposed to be chuck and ken!! :nodlaugh:

Be careful youngin.................. GPS now has their eye on you.

 

[Jwrussell]

Dude. I'd fuckin' BREAK jill. Two shots of goeroge T stagg are good shiznit. Seriously. Brak her in HALF baby,.

 

[oneaday]

Dude. I'd fuckin' BREAK jill. Two shots of goeroge T stagg are good shiznit. Seriously. Brak her in HALF baby,.

:dunno:


Jason did you go off your meds, or get into the Stagg?

 

[jwintosh]

Be careful youngin.................. GPS now has their eye on you.

haha! I MADE GPS! I OWN GPS!! GPS WOULD NOT EXIST IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME!!! :applause:

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

haha! I MADE GPS! I OWN GPS!! GPS WOULD NOT EXIST IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME!!! :applause:

Damn......you should run for president..........of something.

 

[CWS]

haha! I MADE GPS! I OWN GPS!! GPS WOULD NOT EXIST IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME!!! :applause:

Sorry Pina Colada Boy, GPS is an independent agency dedicated to protecting the weak minded from those that try and take away their cigars. Our motto, "Have humi, will travel as long as recliners are involved".

 

[oneaday]

haha! I MADE GPS! I OWN GPS!! GPS WOULD NOT EXIST IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME!!! :applause:

Be careful PC boy, I know a mod that can make you invisible, just like your DADDY, if you keep actin like him.