OMG, She Had To Be Blonde

[Volusianator]

The following is EXACTLY the conversation I had with a lady at a credit union today:

Bank Lady: Hello, Capital Credit Union

Wade: Hello, may I speak to Darlene Hearden please

Bank Lady: I'm sorry, she no longer works here, can I take a message?

(At this point I'm doing all I can to not bust out laughing at this dumb box)

Wade: Well, if Darlene no longer works there, who would you be taking this message for?

Bank Lady: Me, I took her spot.

(OK, at this point I did honestly laugh on the phone, I just couldn't help it)

Wade: Well, would it be necessary to leave a message for you if I'm already on the phone with you, or do I have to leave a message and then you'll call me back?

(Bank Lady in her most serious business voice)

Bank Lady: No Sir, I can take your call right now!


OMG, I had everything I could do to just get through the conversation with her. These are the people who are controlling my monies people, pretty scary.

 

[TexaSmoke]

hahaha...That is great

 

[jwintosh]

i would have left the message.

 

[sarnone]

That is too friggin' hilarious. She may have been told by her suprvisor to say Darlene is no longer employed here, can I take a message...period.

The blonde part would have brought her to those unchartered waters where she would have to respond on her own.

Thanks for the laugh Wade!:laugh:

 

[dpricenator]

That is hilarious, but better than the alternative. When I call Citibank I'll get a guy speaking in a thick Middle Eastern Accent telling me his name Is Jack Dawson or some other plainly "American" name that he is certainly not named.

 

[Black Dog]

Too funny! :rolling:

 

[caudio51]

I definitely would have left a message