Cravate
The other Brown Meat.
An old married couple are sitting on their front porch one afternoon. The old man is puffing away on his Churchwarden when suddenly the wife smacks him on the back of the head.
"Ow! What was that for?", asks the husband incredulously.
"That was fifty years of bad sex.", replies the wife.
The husband pauses for a moment to think then smacks his wife with his pipe.
"What was that for?", the wife asks.
"That was for knowing the difference."
"Ow! What was that for?", asks the husband incredulously.
"That was fifty years of bad sex.", replies the wife.
The husband pauses for a moment to think then smacks his wife with his pipe.
"What was that for?", the wife asks.
"That was for knowing the difference."