Hot_Sauce
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You've been warned from the title.
Do not read if you are easily offended
I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . . .It makes the
wife look like she's moving during sex.
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it
would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right.
We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its
considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its
$8.50/min (charges may vary).
I've just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife.
It's bound to end in tears though; she's crap at snooker.
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at
my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new
taser!
Got a new Jack Russell puppy today, he's mainly black and brown with
just a small white area. I've called him Brampton .
If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine 'flu from
tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm
wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is
going to shift this beer belly.
Do not read if you are easily offended
I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . . .It makes the
wife look like she's moving during sex.
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it
would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right.
We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its
considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its
$8.50/min (charges may vary).
I've just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife.
It's bound to end in tears though; she's crap at snooker.
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at
my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new
taser!
Got a new Jack Russell puppy today, he's mainly black and brown with
just a small white area. I've called him Brampton .
If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine 'flu from
tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm
wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is
going to shift this beer belly.
