carocaniac
i hope this lighter works
A friend of mine was eating lunch a couple of Sundays ago with his 10-year-old daughter when he asked her "What is tomorrow?"
She said, "It's Presidents' Day."
So he asked "What does that mean?"
He was waiting for something profound...
She said, "Presidents' Day is when Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."
He said, You know, it hurts when a soft drink spurts out your nose.
She said, "It's Presidents' Day."
So he asked "What does that mean?"
He was waiting for something profound...
She said, "Presidents' Day is when Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."
He said, You know, it hurts when a soft drink spurts out your nose.