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> Tom had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress,
> he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
> humanity as possible.
>
> He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
> Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost
> total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge,
> bearded man is standing there.
>
> 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
> Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about
> 5:00...' 'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to
> meet some local folks Thank you.' As Cliff is leaving, he stops.
> 'Gotta warn you.
>
> Be some drinking'.'
>
> 'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink
> with the best of 'em'.
>
> Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
>
> 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
>
> 'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right!
>
> I'll be there. Thanks again.'
>
> 'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'
>
> 'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've
> been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way,
> what should I wear?'
>
> 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
> he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
> humanity as possible.
>
> He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
> Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost
> total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge,
> bearded man is standing there.
>
> 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
> Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about
> 5:00...' 'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to
> meet some local folks Thank you.' As Cliff is leaving, he stops.
> 'Gotta warn you.
>
> Be some drinking'.'
>
> 'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink
> with the best of 'em'.
>
> Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
>
> 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'
>
> 'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right!
>
> I'll be there. Thanks again.'
>
> 'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'
>
> 'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've
> been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way,
> what should I wear?'
>
> 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
