Rules for Non-Pet Owners

[caudio51]

I know there are some pet owners that would like this.

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About My Dog:
1. He lives here. You don't.
2. If you don't want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my dog a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he is my
son who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and does
not speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs better than kids because they:
eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college.

 

[ATCDub]

Amen. Here's my good daughter.

 

[caudio51]

She's very cute.

 

[ATCDub]

She's very cute.

And her mother tells her that multiple times daily. In fact it's a good thing she isn't human or we would have a serious princess complex on our hands.:yes:

 

[AZsteelman]

My mutts and cat sort of run the house!

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[caudio51]

Ya got that right! LMAO!

 

[ATCDub]

AZ, your pets seem to co-habitate well. My dog tries to herd to cats. All except one, who beats the crap out of the dog. Fine looking pack on the chair.

 

[AZsteelman]

AZ, your pets seem to co-habitate well. My dog tries to herd to cats. All except one, who beats the crap out of the dog. Fine looking pack on the chair.

Thanks...hard to tell just how spoiled they are, but oh well...no kids, so it's just us and them!

 

[Puff13]

mine is my kid too,and very spoiled,shes a beegle...

 

[AZsteelman]

And her mother tells her that multiple times daily. In fact it's a good thing she isn't human or we would have a serious princess complex on our hands.:yes:

What a cute dog! I bet she can do no wrong!

 

[tobby4]

Gotta love having pets... and gotta hate the bastards that bitch about em

 

[derek]

So true. Here are my two sons.

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More pics of them

 

[Jwrussell]

Wow Derek, those are some beautiful Shephards!

 

[Wasch_24]

Nice pets folks.


That is a classic pic with all three of them taking over that chair! :hysterica

 

[ATCDub]

What a cute dog! I bet she can do no wrong!

You are correct. Unless I leave a bag of trash in the kitchen overnight. Well then, as it turns out, it's still my fault. I was right the first time, you are correct.

 

[ATCDub]

Awesome looking pups there Derek. Never met a German Shepherd that wasn't cool, even when you think they might bite your ass off.

 

[David]

Derek,

Don't make me sick this guy on those shepards of yours!

 

[David]

Of course, you're gonna have to wait until "Dress Up" time is over.

 

[derek]

Thanks guys!

Dwavs, my guys are such babies, your dog would probally rule over them.

 

[cvm4]

LMAO @ Dave! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: