Seeing-eye dog

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Two women were out for a
Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the
other, a Chihuahua .


As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman
said to her
friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."


The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in
there...we've got the
dogs with us."

The one with the
Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."

They walked
over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of
dark
glasses and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door
said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman with the
Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my
seeing-eye dog."


The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"

The woman
said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."


The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the
Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua
was a
seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the

heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.


Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets
allowed."

The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my
seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"


The woman said indignantly, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a
fucking Chihuahua ?!"