Self defense umbrella ...

[tedski]

Boy, my grandmother could really kick ass with one of these ...

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[caudio51]

Damn, that is one bad ass umbrella

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

Yeh...but is it good in a strong wind?

 

[cvm4]

Yeh...but is it good in a strong wind?

It can kick ass and that's all that matters!

 

[RonC]

you should see what can be done with a cane.

 

[ATCDub]

The prosecutor would have a field day with him. That watermellon was clearly NOT making agressive moves toward the perpetrator. The assailant's defense of "Self Defense" is purely fabricated and he should be convicted of first degree assault with intent to place in a fruit cup.

:rolling:

Seriously though. If you split someone's head open with your umbrella are you just suppose to open it up and pretent that blood's not dripping off the top. :nono:

 

[Trumpetchris]

Seriously though. If you split someone's head open with your umbrella are you just suppose to open it up and pretent that blood's not dripping off the top. :nono:

It's cool though, cause, you know, it's an umbrella. So, the blood rolls right off.

Plus, who's gonna mess with someone with a blood-soaked umbrella?:gangfire:

 

[Trumpetchris]

I can see it now, a "Shaft" parody with Mary Poppins.

..in your best Issac Hayes voices now:

"Who is the nanny, who floats into town and kicks some fanny?"

"MARY!!"

"You're damn right.."



"Who flies around town, and hits you with her parasol beat-down?"

"MARY!!"

"Can you dig it?"

"You'd better clean your room, or she'll put you in an early tomb.
That Mary Poppins is one bad...."

"Shut your mouth..."

"I'm just talkin' about Mary Poppins."

 

[AndrewDill]

Yeah, Mary Poppins, eat your heart out!

 

[TexaSmoke]

I was expecting it to be a gun or something. Slightly disappointed, but it is very strong.

 

[Broadway Joe]

I'll have to check it out 2nite, I'm blocked from work again! Dastit.......

 

[tobby4]

nice.. I could actually watch that one..