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Richard is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner,
Richard goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and
before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Richard turns to Mildred and asks,
'Do you know what I miss most of all?'
She asks, 'What?'
'Sex!!' he replies.
Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old bastard. You couldn't get it up if I held a
gun to your head!'
'I know,' Richard says, 'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it
for a while.'
'Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and proceeds to hold it.. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each
night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold
Richard's manhood.
Then one night Richard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed,
Mildred decided to find Richard and make sure he was O. K.
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the
pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Richard's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing son of a bitch! What does Ethel have
that I don't have?'
Old Richard smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's.'
Richard goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and
before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Richard turns to Mildred and asks,
'Do you know what I miss most of all?'
She asks, 'What?'
'Sex!!' he replies.
Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old bastard. You couldn't get it up if I held a
gun to your head!'
'I know,' Richard says, 'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it
for a while.'
'Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and proceeds to hold it.. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each
night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold
Richard's manhood.
Then one night Richard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed,
Mildred decided to find Richard and make sure he was O. K.
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the
pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Richard's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing son of a bitch! What does Ethel have
that I don't have?'
Old Richard smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's.'
