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    Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over the next few weekends BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.

Shamus and Murphy

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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money





between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'


He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.


Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'


Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'


He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.


Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will





be in? We haven't got any money!!'


Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers! '


They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through





my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'


The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.


They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.


At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this.





I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'


Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember





which pub I lost the sausage in.'
 
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