Short Love Story

[dpricenator]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

[Broadway Joe]

I like that one!!

 

[Volusianator]

That's a good one.

 

[tedski]

:rofl:

 

[jwintosh]

funny!!

 

[cvm4]

:rofl:

Reminds me of a story my dad told me. He was on a business trip and got seated next to a lady on a plane. Well, they both fell asleep and the stewardess put a blanket over both of them thinking they were married opeyes: :headroll:

 

[WhiteLightning]

:rolling:

 

[Angry Bill]

lmao Very funny story