Some funny Q + A ...

[tedski]

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up.


Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.


Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes


Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment


Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute


Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.

 

[dpricenator]

Good stuff Ted.

 

[PLUSH]

Just sent this to my GF, we'll see how she likes them.

 

[Chase]

things is... most of them are so very true.

 

[ctaylor]

Very funny stuff

 

[tcampbel]

That last one is Great. :bouncetau

 

[USNStoops]

How true and very funny.

 

[Hardcore]

Lol!!