Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up.
Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment
Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
A: The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up.
Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment
Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.