Stupid joke but funny...

[Shmear]

for some, of course, hehehe.

What do you call a fish without an eye?




























Fsh!! Hahahaha, get it?
I'm so lame...

 

[Clinton]

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

A: Still no eye deer.

Q: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes and no dick?

A: Still no fucking eye deer.


(Funnier spoken than written.)

 

[Clint]

Clint, who are you and why did you steal my name?
Because I have no eye deer why you did....

 

[Shmear]

A shark is eating a clown fish, and realizes something and says to the other Shark: Hey, this fish tastes funny.

 

[Otaku]

whats brown and sticky?
- a stick

Whats invisible and smells like carrots?
- rabbit farts

 

[Shmear]

What do bee's use to attack?
-Beebee's

 

[LiLo]

what kind of bee's give milk?

Boobees!!!!

 

[Clint]

What did the "0" say to the "8" ?

Nice belt!

 

[weskimad]

Likely a re-post, but if not, here's a good one.

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