A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your
husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't
swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I
swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
:ccowboy:
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your
husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't
swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I
swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
:ccowboy:
