Take good care of your pets

[Hot_Sauce]

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible for welfare."
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no clue who their daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first check next Friday.:thumbsup:

 

[CAJoe]

Haha. Thats gonna piss a couple people here off (I think I know who!) but it's funny.

 

[mwlabel]

:rofl: I laughed. Sorry, funny is funny.

 

[ItalianCustom]

oh oh oh, he has to drive around in a super nice car though

 

[Alwayslit]

It's going to be a bitch to cash it....haha