Tax Rebate

[dpricenator]

Tax Rebate



President George Bush said each one of us would get a $600.00 tax

rebate. It was previously slated to be $800.00, but they dropped it to a

$600.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.



Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China

, if we spend it on computers, it will go to Korea or India . If we

spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.....and none of these

scenarios will help the American economy.



We need to keep that money here in America .....so the only way to keep

that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on

prostitution. Currently it seems that these are the only businesses

still left in the U.S.



I'm Elliot Spitzer and I approve of this message.

 

[Smurf]

you could go to mcdonalds a bunch of times.

 

[tedski]

:rofl:

I'm taking mine to local wineries + restaurants.

 

[Angry Bill]

Cigars, booze and Vegas!!!!

 

[Jwrussell]

Funny, but completely full of BS.

 

[rabbgp]

Just make sure you do not spend ALL of it as you will be paying income tax on it next year!

 

[dpricenator]

Funny, but completely full of BS.

yep comedy forum

 

[Jwrussell]

Q. Is my stimulus payment taxable?
A. No. You will not owe tax on your payment when you file your 2008 federal income tax return. But you should keep a copy of the IRS letter you receive later this year listing the amount of your payment. In the event you do not qualify for the full amount this year but you do next year, you will need to have the letter as a record of the amount you previously received.

Link

 

[Jwrussell]

Damn, I missed I was in the comedy forum!

 

[JRL]

I just might spend mine to help out some Cuban agriculture. Hmm :dunno:
What to do?

 

[rabbgp]

Link

In this case I am glad to be wrong!

 

[Greg]

I'm putting mine towards Clay's sex change operation.

 

[MichiganM]

I'm putting mine towards Clay's sex change operation.

I'll add in my 600 towards the cause!

 

[Greg]

He always said that he wanted to be a man :grin:

 

[tuffy]

I have $2,100 coming and it's going to put new carpet in the main level of my house.

 

[Electric Sheep]

So...if I spend all $600 on some nice Tatuaje brown labels, then that would mean I'd be buying products made in America (Miami) by Americans (Don Pepin and his staff) for an American company (Tatuaje) owned by an American (Pete Johnson). Other than the fact that the raw materials come from Nicaragua, I would think that MOST of the profits would end up in the American economy.

Sounds reasonable enough to me. :grin:

 

[oneaday]

He always said that he wanted to be a man :grin:

As long as he can't get pregnant afterwards I say go for it.