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    Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over the next few weekends BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.

Ten O'Clock Tee Time....

SkinsFanLarry

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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said:

"Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
 
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I throw another golf joke I just heard today...(sorry ladies):

Guy comes home from a horrible round only to find he had left his house keys back at the course. He frustratedly walks to the front door and rings the bell...

His wife answers the door and says, "Oh hey honey, how did you hit em' today? Right as she finishes her sentence, he halls off and punches here right in the mouth...

She hops up a couple seconds later and says, "WOW, why the hell did you do that?"

He replies, "Well, I hit everything else fat today..."
 
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