Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[Craig Mac]

#10. You can trade an old .44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE # ONE REASON:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

I like.........

 

[smokemifugotem]

Note to self...buy more guns....

 

[njstone]

lol, that was funny! Maybe I'll share this with my wife ... oh wait, she's pregnant which is like a normal woman on bi-polar steroids, lol.

 

[WkndSmoker]

LOL!

Wknd.

 

[Josh.CHI]

muy bueno

 

[Benzopyrene]

very nice!

 

[jwyatt55]

Amen :rolling:

 

[e-man67]

lol, that was funny! Maybe I'll share this with my wife ... oh wait, she's pregnant which is like a normal woman on bi-polar steroids, lol.

You had better keep quiet Nate...she will pistol whip you! :gangfire:

 

[smokinghole]

I thought for a second to share it with my wifey as well. However guns are "weapons" to her. For some reason she calls my machete a machete, but my guns are all weapons. When I have a real job with a real salary all bets are off; the steel, wood, and polymers will come.

 

[Alwayslit]

.....hmmmmmm