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One hot summer day, a blonde comes to town with her dog, ties it under the shade of a tree, and goes into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman enters the restaurant and asks, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?' The blonde says its hers.
'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer says. The blonde replies, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.' The policeman says, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'
'No way,' says the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.' The exasperated policeman says, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'
The blonde looks at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'
'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer says. The blonde replies, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.' The policeman says, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'
'No way,' says the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.' The exasperated policeman says, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'
The blonde looks at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'
