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the Country Club

Chas

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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone ' s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob ' s arm and listens intently to his every
word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance,
they corner him and ask, ' Bob, how ' d you get the trophy girlfriend? '

Bob replies, ' Girlfriend? She ' s my wife! '

They are knocked over, but continue to ask. ' So, how ' d you persuade her to marry you? '

' I lied about my age ' , Bob replies.

' What, did you tell her you were only 50? '

Bob smiles and says, ' No, I told her I was 90. '
 
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