The difference between Guts and Balls

[Hot_Sauce]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the ass and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

 

[Wink]

Ha....ha...lol!

 

[Wasch_24]

:rofl:

 

[smokinghole]

I guess I have guts because my wife might slice my head off with one of my numerous implements of death if I said something like the balls quote.

 

[Chas]

jajajajajaja ---- jajajajaja ---- jaajjajajjajajajaj - me fav - yer next fatty - bewdy ~:0)

 

[Treinenwj]

Still one of my favorite jokes!

 

[danthebugman]

:rofl: That's a good one :thumbsup:.

Dan