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    Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over the next few weekends BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.

The ecomomy is so bad that...

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I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.



African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child'

commercials!



Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.



I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked,

"Can you afford fries with that?"



CEO's are now playing miniature golf.



Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.



My ATM gave me an IOU!



A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies

while she danced.



I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.



I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.



If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them

and ask if they meant you or them.



McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ounce.



Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .



Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's

names.



My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they

re-possessed her!



A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico ..



Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.



A picture is now only worth 200 words.



They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."



When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.



The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.



Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!

The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people

who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!



And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my

savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide

Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was

suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...
 

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"The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates."


Well, I guess I won't be staying there again when I'm in Vegas!
 
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