The expensive dinner

[Hot_Sauce]

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up my date at
her

parents’ home.

I’d scraped together enough money to take her to a very nice restaurant.


She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail;
Lobster; Champagne.

I asked her, “Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?”


“No,” she replied. “But my mother’s not expecting a blow job tonight.”

I said "enjoy"...

 

[Treinenwj]

Haha!

 

[eric_f]

Now that's a reality check, lmao.

 

[Chas]

Ah! Pièce de Résistance ~:0)

 

[Clint]

Niiiice!

 

[Wink]

ahhhhhhhhhhh.....ha....ha.....ha!

 

[strife]

Nice!!

 

[Psojka RP,601]

aha..ahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

thanks man, thats a good one!

 

[mwlabel]

:rofl:

 

[iCraig]

:rofl: Hadn't heard that one before. Nice one.

 

[Slow Burn]

lmao...

 

[Alwayslit]

keeping it real....LOL

 

[Chas]

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up my date at
her

parents’ home.

I’d scraped together enough money to take her to a very nice restaurant.


She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail;
Lobster; Champagne.

I asked her, “Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?”


“No,” she replied. “But my mother’s not expecting a blow job tonight.”

I said "enjoy"...

Woo-Hoo!!! Taking the ol'Trouble-&-Strife out for an expensive dinner tonight!!! Wish Me Luck! ~:0)

Con Safos ~:0)

 

[criollo]

When I think about what a woman would sound like saying that, it cracks me up!

thanks!