My wife emailed me this:
The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As
bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack
had to
force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple
of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,
a
single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the
room
and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins,
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom
mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
written
in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in
lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
make you
your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian" He
stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming
hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating.
Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over
the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and
got
that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything iin such perfect
order
and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $8.42
Two Aspirins $0.75
Saying the right thing, at the right time ...
"Priceless"
The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As
bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack
had to
force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple
of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,
a
single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the
room
and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins,
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom
mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
written
in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in
lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
make you
your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian" He
stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming
hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating.
Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over
the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and
got
that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything iin such perfect
order
and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $8.42
Two Aspirins $0.75
Saying the right thing, at the right time ...
"Priceless"
