The hillbilly vasectomy

[MICSTOGIE]

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS),
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'

After five he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi ,
Parts of Georgia, Missouri , West Virginia,and All of Washington DC .

 

[USCG Cigar Newb]

hahaha great thanks

 

[L8A]

Thats hilarious but I but it works in IL as well

 

[cartisdm]

hahaha

 

[funkejj]

Ask Frank he had done this and claims it works!!!!

 

[TreeFrog Frank]

:angerFU:

Ask Frank he had done this and claims it works!!!!

 

[hdroadglide]

dan and frank were at outlaw last weekend. while on their way to the humidor, frank said to dan, "damn, my balls itch, i think there's something down there. will you check for me?"

Quote:
Originally Posted by danthebugman
Saw these when I was perusing the humidor at Outlaw last weekend...holy crap they're massive! I couldn't believe they were that big.

Dan


think this may dispel that rumor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alwayslit]

That is so wrong....LOFL.