The Marine

[caudio51]

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open " He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said























































































































"No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."

 

[tobby4]

damn.. pretty good tom

 

[aleam_38]

thats a good one

 

[Benzopyrene]

Freaking hilarious.... and the drama of the page layout was almost overwhelming!

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

:applause: Now THAT'S a good one!:rofl:

 

[Rich K]

Zing! Good stuff.

 

[TexaSmoke]

Good one.

 

[cvm4]

:hysterica Great one Tom!

 

[tedski]

:rofl:

 

[Rank_Tyro]

Laugh all you want at the Marine Corps......

In 1993, my fighter squadron deployed to Tak Li Airbase in Thailand. The first night we went out, we were in a dive bar just outside the base.

There was 30 of us, pilots and maintainers, and we were getting pretty rowdy. In that same bar, there were 15 Marines that were also deployed for "Spring Dragon '93", (Harrier pilots), and they were also getting their drink on.

One of them got into an argument with our commander, and took a swing at him. Of course we all stood up and said "you don't beat up our old man", and started a heated debate with those jarheads.

We outnumbered them two to one, and guess what?



















We got our asses handed to us.

Our entire sqaudron got thrown in jail, and almost got thrown out of the country. Everyone involved had to pay $45 bucks to pay for the damages to the bar, (even the Marines). The only reason nothing ever made it into our service records was because our squadron commander decided that it would be bad karma to get any of us in trouble for trying to save his ass.

When we showed up for work the next day, every one of us had at least one black eye.......

 

[cvm4]

:rofl: Another tyro adventure story :hysterica

 

[Mickeyray5]

This Marine is walking down the street and sees a kid playing on the sidewalk. As he gets closer he sees the kid is playing in a pile of dog crap.
" Hey kid, what are you doing!" Asked the marine.

" I'm making a Sailor!" The kid replied.

The marine thought this was hilarious, and when he looked down the street, lo and behold, there was a squid coming down the sidewalk.

" hey, shipmate, check out this kid."

The Sailor walks over and is shocked." Hey, kid. What are you doing!"

I'm making a Sailor!" the kid replies.

The Marine starts laughing and the sailor realizes he has been set up. " Aw, kid why did you say that?"

"Because I didn't have enough shit to make a Marine..."