Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her
Questioningly . "that Was My Pager, She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm."
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished,she Explained, "that Was My Mobile Phone, I Have A Microchip In My Hand."
The Older Woman Felt Very Low-tech. Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End. The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older Woman Finally Said...................." Well, Will You Look At That.....i'm Getting A Fax!!"
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her
Questioningly . "that Was My Pager, She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm."
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished,she Explained, "that Was My Mobile Phone, I Have A Microchip In My Hand."
The Older Woman Felt Very Low-tech. Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End. The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older Woman Finally Said...................." Well, Will You Look At That.....i'm Getting A Fax!!"
