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the welder's mask

jwintosh

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An 8 year old boy was walking home from school when he found a welder’s mask. “Cool” he thought as he put it on. Continuing his walk, he would flip the mask up and down, skipping on and off the curb as he headed home.

A dirty old man driving a old Cadillac pulls next to the boy. He asks, “Hey little boy, would you like a ride home?” The boy says, “Sure” and hops in the car. As they drive, the boy continues to play with the mask, flipping it up and down.

The dirty old man asks, “Hey little boy, do you know what the word ‘lascivious’ means?” The boy says, “No.” They drive a little further and the dirty old man asks, “Hey little boy, do you know what the word ‘pedophile’ means? The boy says, “No.” Still messing with the mask, the dirty old man asks, “Hey little boy, do you know what the word ‘sodomy’ means?”

At this time the boy takes off the mask and tells the man, “Okay, I’m not really a welder.”
 

bballbaby

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ok, i gotta admit. i don't think i get it.

Are you saying welders are gay? or that wierd gay pedophiles like welders.
 

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Jeff, I'd love to say I liked it...but I didn't. Better luck next time. :smokingbo

EDIT - Ok, it was a tad cute.
 

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I thought you were casting aspersions on welders. You have done better Jeff.
 

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ROFL

Glad i wasnt' the only one who didn't get it.

This one belonged in the Offensive Jokes thread.
 
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