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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
 

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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Linda's sister has a shirt that says the same thing, (for the record I can't stand her sister.) So the last time she wore it to our house, I told her that it actually should read, "If you open your mouth to speak, and everybody hears you, trust in the fact that nobody really fucking cares." God I hate that bitch.
 

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Linda's sister has a shirt that says the same thing, (for the record I can't stand her sister.) So the last time she wore it to our house, I told her that it actually should read, "If you open your mouth to speak, and everybody hears you, trust in the fact that nobody really fucking cares." God I hate that bitch.
:applause:
 

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"Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?"

DOOD seriously! I have wondered that for years. I don't ever see a Blind man drive up in a car with a huge white and red stick hanging out the front and back
 

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Linda's sister has a shirt that says the same thing, (for the record I can't stand her sister.) So the last time she wore it to our house, I told her that it actually should read, "If you open your mouth to speak, and everybody hears you, trust in the fact that nobody really fucking cares." God I hate that bitch.
Woah! :headroll:
 

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Linda's sister has a shirt that says the same thing, (for the record I can't stand her sister.) So the last time she wore it to our house, I told her that it actually should read, "If you open your mouth to speak, and everybody hears you, trust in the fact that nobody really fucking cares." God I hate that bitch.
don't hold back now

that's how I feel about Nikki's best friend
 
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