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Shmear

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It was my aunt, my mom, sister, cousin and I (all girls) inflating a bed but out where the car was (apparently the car had something to inflate sheit... don't ask me)

So... as we're there to inflate the damn thing, we start saying sheit that just had double meaning all the time, it sort of went like this

cousin: Is it hard enough??
mom: No (laughing) it's still flaccid.
aunt: (laughing) keep going, christine, it's not hard enough (laughing) just a little more... (laughing harder)
sister: wait no! (she was serious, she took the longest to understand) when you go on it it gets like... swollen.
me: OMG! I'm gonna pee in my pants
aunt: laughing like crazy
mom: crying into tears.
me: careful... (laughing and barely speaking now) we don't want it to pop!
sister: (she still doesn't get it) yeah, I think it's hard enough.

We are all laughing hysterical and for some damn reason my sister gets it till the very end, she starts laughing like crazy in the living room, close to where we can see the inflated bed and my cousin on it already with a blanket

After a while, we hear my cousin say: Ah! there's all white stuff on me...

Hahahahaha Oh! man, I haven't had such a hard laugh like that with my family in such a long time.
 

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What were you guys using to inflate that thing, the exhaust pipe? :glassesgr
 

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You will remember this until you're old and gray.... and I bet your sister hears this story many many times the rest of her life .... everyone will get a good laugh at her expense... great times!
 
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