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Some of the things overheard here at B.O.T.L. this week.,,,,,,

Well Mozart is better than Metallica .... and he had better hair!

That ain't no cigar! What you cannot see, as it is just outside the frame, is a very happy Giraffe

Damn it Scott! Too bad us Pharm students are too lazy to spend the entire day looking shit up.

Actually, you are number 2

I woke up, and changed 2 diapers today

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa

I've got an idea for getting the taste out of your mouth..........then again, you'd have to catch the girl......

The length difference of 3/4 inches isn't really that important. It's the thickness that I'm concerned with.
 
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john tripp said:
Actually, you are number 2
As a friend once told me, it doesn't matter if you're first, as long as you get in there! :smt029



This is a great thread, by the way. I hope you keep this up weekly, it will be very entertaining.........
 

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This is a great thread, by the way. I hope you keep this up weekly, it will be very entertaining.........

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I believe my wife once uttered those same words a few years ago.......

Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week.
 

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Good stuff John!!! And by the way I woke at 6:00 today and by 7:00 changed four diapers!!!! What a shitty start to my week!!!

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john tripp said:
I've got an idea for getting the taste out of your mouth..........then again, you'd have to catch the girl......
This line was hysterical and started off my Monday with a laugh (as did that whole thread).
 
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This line was hysterical and started off my Monday with a laugh (as did that whole thread).
That was mine and I am very happy to have helped get your week off to a good start. Keep watching, you never know when I might spit out some more senseless dribble..........
 

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I think I will try to do one of these every Sunday night if no one minds.
There is plenty of humor on here if you read everything the way it is supposed to.
Take this stuff out of context and it is halirious......

Vipe...congrats on post number 1,000,000
 

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Man, I could say that about A LOT of women in my past!!!!!

I loaded up your package with 'goodies'

put some clothes on and give me that cigar!!!!!!!

Never take a cigar from a naked man......

I'm always happy when my secretary has a box for me

Ohhh wow Pusle Loves me he really loves me!!

You only need the following:1. Passport 2. Penicillin shot
I'll take care of the rest

Grab your balls in the morning and bring them with you ya big girl!!!!

Anyone else think this said "Mount Gay Transexuals", or was it just me?

Does 69 go both ways?

I don't want to know what the hell you typed into Google Images to get THAT avatar Newt!

Let me tell you about my experience with the post office........

I did the only thing I could do - I dipped my finger in the blue cheese and went back in there!"

Yea he might need to get alittle ass whipping

I won't go into details about this because it will sound like we went out on a date!

I love happy endings

Okay girls who wants a fiver

PAM was extra, because hey... who doesn't like PAM

How many times do we have to go over this...I am not your Bitch Boy anymore

Looks like a cigar, smells like a cigar, if it tasted different it might be a cigar
 

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I am open for bribes.

a good cigar will get you on the list if you want.

a good cigar will get you off the list if you said something stupid last week and dont want it brought it to light.


LOL LOL LOL
 
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I'm always happy when my secretary has a box for me




Another one that could sound bad if taken out of context.:smt007 :smt044 :smt007 :smt044
 
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