Thought of the Day...2/16/05

[David]

I wonder what causes my dogs ass to smell when all he eats is dog food and crunchy dog bones. I could understand if I were giving him hunks of pepperoni or left over hotwings...but that's not the case.

 

[Kingston]

I wonder what causes my dogs ass to smell when all he eats is dog food and crunchy dog bones. I could understand if I were giving him hunks of pepperoni or left over hotwings...but that's not the case.

I can't understand why you feel compelled to stick your face in your dog's ass?
:smt116

 

[David]

I can't understand why you feel compelled to stick your face in your dog's ass?
:smt116

He keeps walking in front of the monitor.

 

[tedski]

Move the monitor off the floor.

Or just realize that your dog's ass smells like some of the best cigars in the world.

 

[David]

Or just realize that your dog's ass smells like some of the best cigars in the world.

Interesting way of looking at it...let me ponder that for awhile.

 

[David]

Ok...I'm done pondering. The smell that is released from his posterior far surpasses any smell that I would associate with any of my finer cigars.

 

[David]

"My cats breath smells like cat food" -- Ralph Wigham

So what you are saying, if I understand this right, is my dog's ass should smell like dog food.

Right??

If so, something ain't right.

 

[David]

It's hard to describe...but I would basically pinpoint it to something that might come out of, say...Orson Well's ass after a night at Taco Bell.

And to think it's coming from this little monster: http://www.botl.org/community/gallery/showimage.php?i=29&c=14

 

[jckposter]

well my thought for the day is not as bad as I thought....As I was riding in my car today I came up with a great idea..so I think about it an call Pulse to see what he thinks...

here it is, whats yalls thoughts...I found that I really dont care as much for the first half of the cigars I smoke but i love the last half. Well I decided I can hire someone for 6 bucks an hr to just hang out with me all day an smoke the first half the I take over....would have little cigar holders so as not to mess up the end...is that being lazy are what,,,,,LMAO

 

[David]

well my thought for the day is not as bad as I thought....As I was riding in my car today I came up with a great idea..so I think about it an call Pulse to see what he thinks...

here it is, whats yalls thoughts...I found that I really dont care as much for the first half of the cigars I smoke but i love the last half. Well I decided I can hire someone for 6 bucks an hr to just hang out with me all day an smoke the first half the I take over....would have little cigar holders so as not to mess up the end...is that being lazy are what,,,,,LMAO

Excellent plan! Surpisingly enough, it ya divide a cigar into thirds, I like the middle third the best so I would need two helpers.

 

[jckposter]

Excellent plan! Surpisingly enough, it ya divide a cigar into thirds, I like the middle third the best so I would need two helpers.

See Pulse I told you I wasnt crazy...LOL

 

[Eric]

My thought for the day...

Ya'll are f'in insane!

 

[Pulse]

Um, first off look at who is supporting you on this....lol.....(Sorry Dave you left it open there bud!)


And second. Your still nuts slick!....hehehe:smt098

 

[Wasch_24]

Oh sure...I'm gone for one evening shopping for anniversary presents and you guys all lose your friggin' minds. :smt044

 

[David]

Um, first off look at who is supporting you on this....lol.....(Sorry Dave you left it open there bud!)
[/i]

Oh, I see how ya are...I'm sending back your valentine card now!