Hot_Sauce
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> three ladies in a sauna
>
> three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a
> sauna.
> suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and
> the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my
> pager,'
> she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
>
> a few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to
> her
> ear. When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a
> microchip in my hand.'
>
> the older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had
> to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to
> the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her
> rear end.
>
> the others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally
> said well, will you look at that....i'm getting a fax!!
>
> three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a
> sauna.
> suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and
> the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my
> pager,'
> she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
>
> a few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to
> her
> ear. When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a
> microchip in my hand.'
>
> the older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had
> to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to
> the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her
> rear end.
>
> the others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally
> said well, will you look at that....i'm getting a fax!!
