Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas.
In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an
accident. I re-attached them, and months later, he performed a private
concert for the Queen of England."
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
and both legs in an accident. I re-attached them, and two years
later, he won a Gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a woman
was high on cocaine and marijuana, and she rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde
hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together, and now she's
running for President."
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas.
In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an
accident. I re-attached them, and months later, he performed a private
concert for the Queen of England."
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
and both legs in an accident. I re-attached them, and two years
later, he won a Gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a woman
was high on cocaine and marijuana, and she rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde
hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together, and now she's
running for President."
