To lease or not to lease...

[strife]

Purchasing:
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

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Leasing:
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex every night for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million, a savings of $41.7 million.

Value-added benefits are:
- a 22 year old red-hot babe
- no begging or coaxing
- never a headache
- plays all requests
- no bitching or complaining
- no 'honey-do' list

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.....................

 

[Angry Bill]

lol..but you forgot about the added costs of leasing.

Bailing her out when she gets arrested.
Cost of treating STD's
Cost of all those play outfits.

 

[Craig Mac]

lol..but you forgot about the added costs of leasing.

Bailing her out when she gets arrested.
Cost of treating STD's
Cost of all those play outfits.

I don't fix the waterheater at the apartment I rent.... just sayin'

And you need to discount 6-7 days a month off of the leased version...

 

[BagfullofPings]

Charlie Sheen did it for years. He must have become soft over the past couple of years. I'm sure his current child support is more expensive than a year of his past escapades.

Jason

 

[Shmear]

Hahahahha, dopes

 

[blooz4u]

lol..but you forgot about the added costs of leasing.

Bailing her out when she gets arrested.
Cost of treating STD's
Cost of all those play outfits.

You guys forgot the most important aspect.

The hot 22 year old has two hot smoking legs! :smokingco
:angel::angel:

 

[hdroadglide]

and at paul's age, he ain't needin' it an hour a night every night!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cigarguy71]

Very funny!