Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't

[Hot_Sauce]

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

 

[CaTeacher]

nice!

 

[blooz4u]

I think C-Mac invented most of those! :stretchgr

 

[JP8]

Gotta love golf terminology!

 

[Slow Burn]

11. that last hole was a bit hairy

 

[Alwayslit]

.....nice, LOL

 

[Danilo]

11. that last hole was a bit hairy

:hysterica

 

[r3db4r0n]

lmfao, never thought of half of those in that context before