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I learned a long time ago to be VERY careful and pay attention when lighting or re-lighting as I've had this FULL beard since my college days a long time ago... One of the reasons I stay away from TPC sizes.
 

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Playing with fire is one of my favorite parts of cigar smoking.

However, stomping out flaming newbies is also quite fun!


Inspired by the following. (Anyone remember these?)

Q. Why do ducks have flat feet?
A. For stomping out forrest fires.

Q. Why do elephants have flat feet?
A. For stomping out flaming ducks.
 

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geoffrie said:
Playing with fire is one of my favorite parts of cigar smoking.

However, stomping out flaming newbies is also quite fun!
Hey! I resemble that remark! :smt065

If you were seriously jabbing at me, I'm a little
perplexed given the obvious comical theme of
my post; you actually consider that "flaming"
or was that just another pun? Just want to
make sure.

...just because I'm new here doesn't mean I haven't
set myself on fire before! :smt058

Chris
 

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Christofer said:
If you were seriously jabbing at me, I'm a little
perplexed given the obvious comical theme of
my post;
Chris
Nope just kidding. I'm in no position to be taking jabs at ANYONE.

nb: Any post that includes an elephant joke should not be taken seriously.
 

Christofer

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geoffrie said:
Nope just kidding. I'm in no position to be taking jabs at ANYONE.

nb: Any post that includes an elephant joke should not be taken seriously.
BTW, I'm an elephant, too! :smt079

Chris

(Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal
leans over to the other and says "Hey, does this
taste funny to you?")
 
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