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    Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over the next few weekends BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.

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smokem94

BoM Sept. 05
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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy
carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy,
"Where did you get that turkey?"

The boy replied, "What turkey?"

The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."

The boy look down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted
under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so
what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break
his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break
your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you
gonna do with him?"

The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!!
 

jwintosh

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hehehe,,, heard a similar one with the guy fishing with a basketful of fish...guy tells the game warden that he would play his saxaphone and the fish would just jump into the basket. in disbelief, the warden tells him to prove it. so the guy empties the basket and starts playing the sax. several minutes later the warden asks him, "where are the fish?" to which the man replies, "what fish?"
 
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