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Turner Brown

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A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tool, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints!

The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?"

The big guy looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tool, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said, "Turn around."
 
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