Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or
so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the
hillbillies looks at her and says,Kin ya swallar? The woman shakes her
head no.
Kin ya breathe? The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says,Ya know, Id heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver,
but I aint never seed nobody do it!
talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or
so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the
hillbillies looks at her and says,Kin ya swallar? The woman shakes her
head no.
Kin ya breathe? The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says,Ya know, Id heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver,
but I aint never seed nobody do it!
