Walk Into Bar Jokes

[RaschNuts]

Aloha's 2 guys joke made me think of a few so a guy walks into a bar jokes thought I would share although some are stupid they are still funny. Feel free to add to the list if you have any.

A polar bear walks into the bar. Bartender asks what he would like to drink. Polar bear says "Ill take a Rum and .................... Coke." Bartender says "Sure. But I got to ask whats with the big pause." Polar bear says "I dont know I was just born with them."


A guy walks into a bar and says ouch!

A chicken walks into a bar. bartender says "sorry we dont serve dinner here."

 

[Dave]

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

 

[cartisdm]

A mushroom walks into a bar as orders a drink. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The mushroom is hurt and says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy..."

 

[Lorax429]

A guy walks in.........ok, he did not walk in, he was already there. One guy says, "I slept with my wife before we were married, did you?". The other guy says, "I don't know; what was her maiden name?".

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So.... a baby seal walked into a club...

 

[javajunkie]

grasshopper walks into a bar. bartender says "we got a drink named after you, son!' grasshopper, looking puzzled, asks "who the hell would name a drink horatio?"

 

[Alwayslit]

nice!!