A small lad goes to his dad and asks him, "Daddy, what are politics?"
-"Well son, I will put it this way: I am the head of the family, therefore I'm the President. Since yer mother takes care of the bread, we'll call her the Government. Since yer mother and I are here to take care of yer needs, ye shall be the People. The nanny is the Working Class, and yer baby brother shall be the Future. Now think about that and let me know when ye find out what politics are." says the dad.
So, the boy is pondering on his dad's words at night when he suddenly hears his baby brother crying. When he gets up and goes to check if everything's a'right, he sees his brother has shat himself.
Since he was certainly not going to change him, he goes for his mother, who turns out to be sound asleep. Therefore, he decides do go for the nanny...whose door turned out to be locked. With that, he peeks through the keyhole to find his dad rolling in the hay with the nanny.
He gives up on everything and returns to bed.
The next day, the lad says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
-"Very good, son; tell me what do ye think politics are!"
To which the boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, whilst the Government is sound asleep. The People are beeing ignored and the Future, simply put, is in deep shite."
-"Well son, I will put it this way: I am the head of the family, therefore I'm the President. Since yer mother takes care of the bread, we'll call her the Government. Since yer mother and I are here to take care of yer needs, ye shall be the People. The nanny is the Working Class, and yer baby brother shall be the Future. Now think about that and let me know when ye find out what politics are." says the dad.
So, the boy is pondering on his dad's words at night when he suddenly hears his baby brother crying. When he gets up and goes to check if everything's a'right, he sees his brother has shat himself.
Since he was certainly not going to change him, he goes for his mother, who turns out to be sound asleep. Therefore, he decides do go for the nanny...whose door turned out to be locked. With that, he peeks through the keyhole to find his dad rolling in the hay with the nanny.
He gives up on everything and returns to bed.
The next day, the lad says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
-"Very good, son; tell me what do ye think politics are!"
To which the boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, whilst the Government is sound asleep. The People are beeing ignored and the Future, simply put, is in deep shite."
