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> What Confucius Didn't Say
>
> Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
>
> Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
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> Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
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> Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
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> Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
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> Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
> exhausted.
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> Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
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> War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
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> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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> It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
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> Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
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> Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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> Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY...
>
> "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
>
> Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
>
> Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
>
> Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
>
> Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
>
> Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
>
> Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
> exhausted.
>
> Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
>
> War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
>
> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
>
> It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
>
> Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
>
> Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
>
> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
>
> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
>
> Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY...
>
> "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
